Isn't That Just Dandy?

Patiently awaiting the zombie apocalypse

14 Apr keepmywhiskeyneat:

TRUE STORY
One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice Mormon lady handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.

keepmywhiskeyneat:

TRUE STORY

One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice Mormon lady handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.

14 Apr

That’s the third time you’ve pointed that thing at my head.

(Source: dixoff)

14 Apr

beben-eleben:

This Illustrator Turns the World Around Him into Real-Life Cartoons

13 Apr Road kill

Road kill

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10 Apr

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10 Apr 70s-blues:

Untitled | via Tumblr on We Heart It.

70s-blues:

Untitled | via Tumblr on We Heart It.

10 Apr

pottergirl05:

The only thing you need to see.. Peter dinklage and Lena Heady hula hooping at a gay bar.

10 Apr
This killer wrote you a poem. Are you going to let his love go to waste?

(Source: samanthasgroves)

10 Apr theclearlydope:

Hey guys, prom is right around the corner. Make it memorable.

theclearlydope:

Hey guys, prom is right around the corner. Make it memorable.

10 Apr

(Source: jamesbadgedale)

10 Apr

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10 Apr

WHAT THE HECK

(Source: isuzu9)