Isn't That Just Dandy?

Patiently awaiting the zombie apocalypse

19 Jul

earthdad:

the rise and fall

(Source: ancestor)

19 Jul laudanumat33:

Madame Tussaud’s oldest surviving creation, a recreation of Louis XV’s mistress Madame du Barry.  It was sculpted in 1763.

laudanumat33:

Madame Tussaud’s oldest surviving creation, a recreation of Louis XV’s mistress Madame du Barry.  It was sculpted in 1763.

19 Jul

leonerdnimoy:

whowasntthere:

lunulata:

emperor-shatterfingers:

hyenas, terrifying and excellently organized predators of the savannah

also surprisingly docile and like neck scritches and have a tail chasing compulsion

if you don’t think hyenas are great then you’re objectively wrong

Aaaahhh, I love hyenas. :D

Hyenas: Always getting a bad rap because lions are jerks. Lions actually steal from hyenas most of the time because hyenas are the better predators — but they’re also very skittish when faced with a giant pride of cats. Adorable babies!

Okay, lemme tell you about spotted hyenas, aka the BAMFiest BAMFs in the animal kingdom.

  1. Their societies are entirely female-dominated. Female hyenas are larger and stronger than males and have higher social status in clan hierarchy - even the lowest-ranking female in a hyena clan is higher up the social ladder than the highest-ranking male. They’re basically the Amazons of the animal world. The females even have false penis-like appendages (which are essentially large clitorises), which led the ancient Greeks to think that hyenas were hermaphrodites. Because fuck your narrow human perceptions of sex and gender roles, that’s why.
  2. They are considered the dominant predators of the African savannah, despite not being the largest or strongest, because they are the most successful hunters. Their hunting success rate is estimated to be about 70-80%, meaning that they catch about 70-80% of prey they pursue - a freakishly high statistic (to compare, the success rate of lions and wolves is about 20-30%). They also scavenge much less than lions do, as whowasntthere said, and are incredibly adaptable and opportunistic predators, meaning that they are also the most common and widespread of the large African carnivores. That’s not too bad for an animal typecast as a lazy scavenger.
  3. Their jaws are some of the strongest in the animal kingdom, stronger than those of lions, tigers, wolves or perhaps bears, and can crush elephant and giraffe bones; hyenas are also able to digest all bone matter. Don’t tell me that’s not metal as fuck.
  4. Despite looking like dogs, they are not part of the dog family and are actually more closely related to cats. Because fuck your logic. Nature does what it wants.
  5. They are incredibly intelligent. They are easily as intelligent as primates and some scientists claim that their intelligence may even rival that of the great apes, which would make them among the most intelligent animals in the world. Hyenas even outperform chimpanzees on some tests, which is pretty damn awesome, considering that chimpanzees are our closest relatives and all.

So yeah, basically hyenas are awesome and badass as well as truly fascinating animals and if you don’t have at least a bit of respect for them you’re wrong.

(Source: a-humble-hyena)

18 Jul bitchesaloud:

me on my way to steal your voice and your man

bitchesaloud:

me on my way to steal your voice and your man

(Source: tetrisphere)

18 Jul murdercycles:

Joseph and Mafaldo Soliin in front of their Indian Motorcycle shop in New Haven CT. 1932.
Jeanne Bryan Insalaco  on facebook

murdercycles:

Joseph and Mafaldo Soliin in front of their Indian Motorcycle shop in New Haven CT. 1932.

Jeanne Bryan Insalaco  on facebook

18 Jul

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18 Jul

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18 Jul

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18 Jul

boy48:

Ok you won a world cup but you still lost two world wars so chill

18 Jul

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18 Jul

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

18 Jul

the-final-companion:

lapandamoo:

appleznbananaz:

skeetbucket:

alvinton:

videohall:

The Power of Pine-Sol

FUCK

LMFAO MY ABS ARE SORE SO THIS IS KILLING ME RIGHT NOW HOLY SHIT I CAN’T BREATHE

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I’m crying

a cleaning product being advertised at men? I LOVE IT!

18 Jul

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18 Jul

nerdygirllove:

frxdo:

robofists-revenge:

I once went to the Renaissance Fair dressed as Marty McFly, and nobody got the joke.

That will forever be one of the most disappointing moments in my life.

This is my favorite photoset rn

I totally get this guy. A whole fair of nerds and no one got a awesome 80s pop culture reference. Shame. The faces are amazing.

18 Jul

(Source: keepcalmandcastleon)